Carter: Mom, you feeding your baby?
Carter: You feeding your baby in your tummy?
Me: What?! You think I have a baby in my tummy?
Me: Why do you think that, Sweetie?
Carter: 'cause you eat lots and put a baby in your tummy.
He had me rolling on the floor with this one. Thank you Sweet Baby Man for keeping mommy in check. Reminder to self in 10 years: make sure to clarify with Carter that babies are not made simply by eating too much - didn't want to tackle this one yet.